Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is it because I queefed?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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