Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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