i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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