Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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