So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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