You just made me feel so damn special
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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