thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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