If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
it was like having sex with a tree stump
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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