My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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