Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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