So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
