i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Randomize
