Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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