so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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