he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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