He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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