You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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