If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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