Cold hands, warm shart.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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