haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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