I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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