So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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