I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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