she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
