Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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