Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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