was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
lets start a swedish sibling band together
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
he laminated a picture of his dick.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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