He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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