Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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