Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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