Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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