Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.