He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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