And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
its liver damage thursday
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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