Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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