quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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