Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
how drunk are you?
Several
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize
