It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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