If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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