Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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