Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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