real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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