the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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