hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
