I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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