When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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