some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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