he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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