Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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