Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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