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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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