Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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