I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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