hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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