why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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