Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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