no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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